A Programmer Life | Another Programmer lost his love

i love how this implies that table 0 and table 1 is super far away from each other

There was a Chinese version: A long time ago, a boy asked a girl to run away with him. He said they should meet on the third day of the third month of this year. They both went to the meeting place on the third day of the third month, but they never met. The boy meant March 3, but the girl thought that it was the Chinese calendar.