Geek | Why isn't my mouse moving?

Support; did you turn the machine on? Customer; of course i did, but still doesn't work *waves and points to cables connected* Support; uhn, oki, did you press the power on button? Customer "Pikachu face"; still need to do that? How come with all technology, its not plug and play? *press power on, machine works just fine* Support "screaming internally, and facepalm"; anything else I can help you with? Customer; help me? I didn't need your help to find the power on button did i? (ówò)" "eyes twitch"